On Unconditional Love

You know we like you so much, don't you?

Life is like a box of chocolates. Always wear underwear.

On Halloween

Should I dress up tomorrow? You know, do scary makeup?

"Don't worry, you're scary even without makeup."

(Speaking of her son) "Ugh, that boy is coming tomorrow. I have to go buy more food."

"Why don't you pray for your grades?"

"The house was so quiet and neat when you were away. But now you're back."

"I would visit you during my lunch break, but I don't want to waste gas driving."